1. safetytank:

    i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

    (Source: hashitaka, via freckledjesusbeliever)

  2. elleoser:

    m-hart:

    m-hart:

    May flights of angels sing thee to thy ditch.

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    I don’t even remember when I made that tombstone.

    ACCURATE

    (Source: m-hahart, via freckledjesusbeliever)

  3. ask-kind-petra:

    but first

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    let me take a selfie

    so perfect

    (via freckledjesusbeliever)

  4. actionables:

    look at this picture

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    when you see it, you cannot unsee it

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    it’s a woman

    PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

    A WOMAN

    it took me 5 minutes to find her

    I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

    (via thedoctor-winchester)

  5. eiyunoitakuni:

    narutos-dick:

    trenchgun:

    “Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!”

    I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!

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    THIS IS EVEN WORSE

    (via rinshiami)

  6. diggly:

    mamacastiel:

    why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

    no one tell him

    (Source: zero1infinity, via rinshiami)

  7. afartinthedark:

    itsdeathnote:

    OMHFG I WAS JUST TRYIGN TO MKE GIFS WHAT THE FCUK

    now let me see you wop

    reblog this every time u see it

    (Source: utekiss, via rinshiami)

  8. iwillsavemyworld:

    elisabeth9uk:

    bxrakat:

    bxrakat:

    hi so my friend alice has been missing for over 24 hours now and everyone is getting really worried, so if you live around london uk would you please ring 101 if you see this girl, it would mean a lot thank you bye

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-28997068 this bbc news story explains more about it so please help if you can #findalice

    Please help find Alice - west London - URGENT help needed

    PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS

    she was last seen in Kew by the canal, but she could have walked anywhere from there

    shes only 14 and has health problems that make her seriously vulnerable

    another pic of her:

    REBLOG YOU NEVER KNOW IF ANY OF YOUR FOLLOWERS MAY LIVE IN WEST LONDON AND KNOW SOMETHING THAT COULD HELP

    (Source: skelatonclique, via bitch-please-im-mello)

  9. levis-short-ass:

    lancecorporalfabulous:

    erenhardheadedjaeger:

    lancecorporalfabulous:

    levis-short-ass:

    Levi out

    Quick someone Photoshop him near a pool

    uhm

    Amazing.

    OH MY GOD YOU GUYS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

    (via titan-queen)